Terms of Service

Effective Date: August 1, 2025

By using Magister, you agree to these terms. Please read them carefully because, frankly, our legal intern tried very hard to sound official while writing this.

Use of Service

You may use Magister to learn languages. You may not use Magister to summon spirits, plagiarize Latin poetry, or pretend to be a medieval monk without proper accreditation.

Subscriptions

Subscriptions grant access to expanded features. Refunds are rare, like true fluency in Klingon. But contact us—we’re not monsters.

Conduct

Don’t abuse the AI. Don’t insult Esperanto. Don’t hack things. Be kind. Learn stuff. Live your life.

Modifications

We may change these terms. If we do, we’ll update this page and pretend you read it.